Flirt SMS | Funny Flirt Text messages

1+1=2 Eyes LoOk aT you....
12=12=24 hours thInKing about you.....
3+4=7 days in weEk MiSsing u......
1+11=12 MonTh I Always Need a SWEET Reason Like U.

NEw sTyle Of ProPosing.....
Boy: CaN I TakE a PhoTo.
Girl: Why?
Boy: JuST WanTED To ShOw My ChilDRen
how ThEir Mom LooKed IN her YounGER Age.


What Do YoU think,
why I SMS you?
Is it Bcoz I caRe u,
or
I MIss you?
or
I LikE you?
or
I NEed you?
No Way Babes, I have to Utilize free SMS Package.


My Heart prOblem hAs
reAched a cRitical stage.
That Doctor says:
ThEre r oNly 2 options lEft…
ICU
Or
U C Me.

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Flirt SMS | Flirt Teasers

you can fall from mountain, 
you can fall from a tree,
but the best way to fall ,
is to fall in love with me.

Boy: Bus aur ladki ek jaisi hoti hain,
ek jati hai to dusri aa jati hai
Girl : Riksha aur Ladkey ek jaise hote hain,
ek ko bulao 4 cahle aate hain........

you r 100% beautiful
you r 100% lovely,
you r 100% nice and
you r 100% stupid to believe these words........

I know you think I’m cute,
I know you think I’m fine,
but like the other guys,
take a number and wait in line!

If sum1 calls u crazy, don't mind,
if sum1 calls u duffer,relax,
if sum1 calls u stupid, be cool,
but if sum1 calls you "Cute"
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.
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ek jor ka thappar lagana pagal ke muh pe,
are yaar mazak ki bhi koi hud hoti hai.

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Flirt SMS | Flirt Text Messages | Flirt Jokes | Flirt Teases

Jo sagar ne kaha lehron se,Jo ped ne kaha patto se,
Jo phoolon ne kaha kaliyon se,
wohi main tumhe kehta hun,
Ary chal re shaney hawa aane de.

We've known.........each other for.........quite a while now,
do you think we can be more........
will you be my partner to..........rob a bank?

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---------------------Excuse me! kya dekh rahe ho?
dekhte nahi main busy hoon.
tumpar line jo mar raha hun.

Press down if you like me.
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.
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so you like me, hun ?
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you so  sweet
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stop it, enough
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this is too much
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oh my god
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ok ok  I like you too.



Teacher : If A=B, B=C then A=C can you tell me one more example of this type.
Student: I love my Teacher, teacher loves her daughter, so i love teachers daughter

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